Reaction #1 (0 – 100 nanoseconds): Yay! A note from my dad! I miss him.
Reaction #2 (101 nanoseconds – 1.5 seconds): Cool, it must be a note that got locked in the system somehow and just released. I hope there are more.
Reaction #3 (1.51 seconds +): The account has been hacked.
A dream: “Hey mija, it’s your dad, guess you aren’t answering your phone… so I’m going to leave you a long annoying message like you hate. Really sorry I haven’t talked to you in a long time, I’ve been having to hide out in a cabin in Wyoming so that Sandy can’t find me and there’s no reception. Hopefully I can come home soon. Love you and I’ll try to call again later. Okay, bye. Oh also, what was the name of that chocolate beer I really liked? Okay, bye, love you!”
I also had a dream once that I poured cumin over my breakfast cereal. It was delicious. Turns out – that’s disgusting.